Go, Jake. Firefighters are hot. P.

S. No one was injured.

Mike Tyson was for DUI and possession of cocaine in Arizona around 2 a.m. this morning.

At least the boxing champ didn't try to knock out the officer -- he was reportedly "cooperative and acted like a gentleman."

Baby No. 3 for Julia Roberts

Page Six is claiming Jules is with her third baby, who is reportedly due this summer.
Hmmm, if it's a girl, I think she should name her Charlotte, considering the baby was most likely conceived while Julia voicing the star spider in the movie version of . Not so sure how I feel about Wilbur if the baby is a boy, though.

Former supermodel Niki Taylor just in time for the New Year. The ex-Cover Girl wed NASCAR driver Burney Lamar yesterday at the Grande Colonial Hotel in La Jolla, California. Awww.

The couple was engaged for only four months, but this is one star marriage I'm rooting for. They chose the Jack Johnson song "Better Together" for their first dance. Love.

That. Song.
Congrats to Burney, Niki and her two kids, Jake and Hunter Martinez.

Why Do the Hollywood Ladies Love Steve Bing?

.. Do you think Steve Bing is hot?

Fairly attractive? Even so-so? I don’t, but the Hollywood ladies are practically lining up to get their well-manicured hands on a little Bing ding-ding -- if you know what I'm sayin'.

Elizabeth Hurley dated the richy-rich businessman for a long time. They have a kid together..

. the paternity of which he publicly denied – a la Eddie Murphy – until a DNA test proved otherwise. Sweet guy.

Then he was getting some nookie from Nicole Kidman. She dropped him and took up with Keith Urban..

. not sure if that was the smartest choice either in light of things.
Most recently, Pamela Anderson went with this clown.

And Jennifer Aniston reportedly .
What's the deal? What's the appeal?

Why are so many beautiful, rich women falling for this guy who, to me, looks like a rat?
Let your opinion be heard by voting in the new – and feel free to give me a more detailed answer below..

. especially if you find him attractive.
I'm really bored today.

Is this week over yet? Bring on New Year's, people -- noisemakers and all.
I've been killing time this afternoon by looking at photos of and in the .

And this has got to be one of my all-time favorite photos. How cute is Harry Letterman?
This new photo of is also quite sweet.

There's also a photo of . No wonder she's got Derek Jeter trying to "play ball" with her. One look at it and I cried with relief that bathing suit season is a looong way off.

Speaking of Nicole Kidman, did you guys know that she's costarring with Daniel Craig in a movie called ? It's about an alien epidemic (snooze!) but did I mention Daniel Craig is in it?

Daniel Craig! Daniel Craig! Daniel Craig!

Here is a new picture from the film, which comes out in August 2007.

A former gossip columnist from Us Weekly was . He tried to seduce an undercover federal agent who was posing as a 13-year-old girl. He did this while on the Us payroll and has since been fired.

.. thank God.

. Strippers or Paris Hilton..

. it's all the same trashy thing.

com, for making me think that " and didn't use a car seat for Kingston.

. Meanwhile, while Trump let Miss USA off the hook, for taking off for some racy photos. Maybe Donald's real problem is with girls liking girls, because the pictures he objected too were of Katie Rees in some suggestive poses with other women.

My goodness, does he protest too much?

about her performance of "9 to 5" at the Kennedy Center Tribute to Dolly Parton that she's pulling it from the broadcast on Tuesday night on CBS.

The fifth installment of the series will be…
Diddy's longtime girlfriend Kim Porter gave birth to the baby girls this morning in New York City. The little ones -- whose names have not been released -- arrived two minutes apart.
Diddy's spokesperson told People.

com that the Didster was up in Toronto, where he is filming Raisin in the Sun. Luckily he had a private plane on standby and was able to make it to the city in time.
"Diddy received an early Christmas gift!

" said the rep. "It gives us great joy to announce the arrival of Diddy's twin girls. The beautiful, healthy baby girls were born this morning with Diddy by mother Kim Porter's side.

The first arrived at 7:56 a.m. weighing 5 lbs.

, followed 2 minutes later by the second at 5 lbs., 4 oz..

. Both Kim and the girls are doing great."
No word on the names of the little girls just yet, but Diddy has experience in this arena.

He now has four kiddies.
For more on the newest star kiddies, check out the iVillage gallery.
The house Evangeline Lilly rented in Hawaii to the ground yesterday and the Lost star lost everything.

"Yes, it is unfortunately true that her home in Hawaii burned down this morning," her rep told People.com. "Thankfully, Evangeline is safe as she was on set already when it occurred.

.. There is no official statement, and I have no further comment or information to provide at this time.

"
When the firemen arrived at the house at 6:43am on Wednesday morning, the entire house was engulfed in flames and just the roof was standing. Evie shares the house with two women who work on the Lost crew but, luckily, it was empty at the time of the blaze. No injuries were reported.

Not sure what the cause was, but make sure you unplug your Christmas tree before going to bed tonight...

Or unplug/blow out your menorah. You can't be too safe when it comes to fire.
And that concludes my PSA.

Well my gossy posse, we've had another fantabulous year together chatting about -- and laughing at -- celebrities and the moronic things they do. Beats discussing politics, physics…or that person who sits in the cube next to you with coffee breath.
From Brangelina's world tour to Hollywood's biggest whore(s), here are my favorite gossip topics of the year.

Take a look, then be sure to share your own.

Blabber Best Worst of 2006: No. 10 -- Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, etc.

As for Nicole, I learned that Midol is out and Vicodin is in for cramps. Oh, and 85lbs is a "normal" weight… so I must be a total porker.
And little Lindsay amused/exhausted me because, even my prime when I could party like a rock star, I didn't go out seven nights a week.

(I learned in CCD class that the seventh day was all about getting some rest.) And I would assume someone would need a toot of something to keep that schedule… not that I'm implying anything because we all know that Lindsay is clean, sober and a very .

Blabber Best Worst of 2006: No.

9 -- Charlie/Denise/Richie/David Spade

Irony.
Then, things really got crazy when Denise hooked up with her friend Heather Locklear's estranged husband, Richie Sambora. Charlie wasn't looking so bad after all because Denise broke the girlfriend code.

The biggest loser was Heather Locklear, who started hooking up with David Spade. That guy must be excellent in bed or something -- he always gets the girl and I don't think his bulging biceps are his secret weapon if you know what I'm saying.

Blabber Best Worst of 2006: No.

8 -- Simpson Sisters

Now, Nick and Vanessa seem happily boring and Jessica is happily forgettable. I honestly lost interest in pouty Jess in like May. I just hope her career continues its downward spiral.

On the other hand, I became way more interesting in Ashlee Simpson, who clearly has some issues and decided to rearrange her own face in 2006. She looks like a freakin' Olsen. But is that a good thing?

Blabber Best Worst of 2006: No. 4 -- Matthew McConaughey Shows Off His Sexy

He tried to spend as much time as possible shirtless and made sure he flexed his muscles for the 'razzi at least 35 times a day.
Funny enough, because he's starring in -- and Marshall University is my alma mater -- I was able to four different times this year. So I got a bird's-eye view of the madness.

And he also with my former "husband," Lance Armstrong, and tried to double the pleasure of the ladies everywhere by jogging together, slipping into tight spandex and cycling together, and then probably snapping each other's butts with towels after working out. Anyway, their double team action -- and triple when Jake Gyllenhall was around -- was to me what the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is to the men I know.

Blabber Best Worst of 2006: No.

2 -- TomKat

(My favorite new fake word became fakouple.) Then when , there was the bizarre birth and how they for ever.
I even cruised by their house in Beverly Hills when I was in LA in hopes of snapping the i.

If I had gotten the photo, I wouldn't be typing this right now I tell ya. I'd have an assistant -- with great typing skills -- inputting words into a high-tech blog with categories, a working blogroll, fancy polls and a fancy header treatment. But I digress…
But by the time Tom and Katie finally got , , I sorta thought they were a little cute.

Maybe it was those that won me over -- I don't know.
Of course I haven't gone soft on ya -- I'm back to being totally creeped by their Stepford behavior, but for one brief shining moment, I thought they weren't as horrible as I make them out to be.

Blabber Best Worst of 2006: No.

1 -- Brangelina (and Jennifer Aniston)

Some of you are going to hate on me for this (like my friend Armena, who is so not on team Jolie), but I like Brangelina. There -- I said it. I like them.

I really, really like them.
Now I don't think she's Mother Teresa or he's a genius -- they haven't totally brainwashed me just yet -- but I simply can't take my eyes off of them.

Every photo I find, I examine. I read and reread their interviews -- like her tell-all in Vogue. And I watch all their sit-downs interviews waiting for new tidbits.

There's just something about them that fascinates me. So, yes, I am coming out as Team Jolie.
Which brings me to… Jennifer Aniston, who I always also sorta liked. I never got the whole Vince Vaughn thing so I'm glad that's . And her interviews -- especially her bit -- seem so staged.

I also don't get why her manager keeps telling big whopper lies to "protect" her. That's been biting them in the ass all year and making her look a little cuckoo. That said, I feel she's unfairly targeted by some magazines -- like Us Weekly, who run covers like Why Jen Can't Find a Man.

But enough about her… she can work all that out in therapy and make a big comeback in 2007.

When Did the Donald Become So Nasty?

Well, holy hell the claws are out. Here's what happened: The Donald gave the Miss USA pageant girl a after she was caught being naughty.

Rosie criticized the Donald's decision on The View, saying the Donald sucks, his hair sucks and the Miss USA pageant sucks. So the Donald flipped out about Rosie's comments and is now promising to sue her, calling her ugly, threatening to have one of his attractive female friends steal her girlfriend..

. and a bunch of other craziness.
Do not miss this with Donald that our friends at Access Hollywood conducted earlier today.

Whoa, mama! It is nas-ty.
I mean, Rosie is a bigmouth.

.. but he really wants to break up her family because of it?

This brings me back to the Donald's last year that he dragged on and on. And his not-so-kind words about his . I used to like him, but he's turned into such a jerk.

Coincidence that he's gearing up for another season of The Apprentice and could use the publicity? I think not..

. and I hope he doesn't sue me for saying so.
When I was in high school and broke up with my boyfriend, I went buck wild.

.. My BFF Dena shaved part of my head (I had long hair, so you could only see it when I had my hair in a ponytail) and my friend Stephanie double pierce one of my ears.

Luckily it wasn't anything permanent because, as girls, we didn't know much about electric razors...

and I had a big spotty bald patch for quite a while.
Pretty.
Anyway, Britney is continuing her "I'm Single" tour.

Her most recent statement is...

a new tattoo.
According to Us Weekly, Brit hit the Devil Doll Studio ink parlor last night at 10 p.m.

in Studio City, CA and of a star on her right hand. I must point out that I think that's a really original idea..

. just ask Sienna Miller, Pink, Posh Spice, Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson and Anna Kournikova, who are just some of the celebrities who have star tattoos.
Britney is such a superstar.

Well we all knew she wasn't getting a ring from Jack Nicholson...

Lara Flynn Boyle -- Jack's skinny ex -- to somebody named Donald Ray Thomas on Monday. No word on whether or not she wore a tutu.

"She's ecstatic," her spokeswoman told People. She's "very, very happy."
The couple met two years ago and became friends before starting to date six months ago.

Wonder if ole Donald has courtside seats to the Lakers? I’m kinda guessing no.
There are so many things to debate in Hollywood.

Do you like Britney's privates exposed or covered? Then there's new facial hair..

. 'dos..

. bad boob jobs. So Lindsey and I came up with this fun new way to pass the day called .

What do you do? You look at a photo. You judge what you see.

And then you cast your vote. Simple, right?
We started with four face-off questions from something about Britney's daring looks to Adrian Grenier's man fuzz, so check 'em out and tell us what you think.

And if you guys like it, we'll add more debates as we go.
Page Six reports that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson are and had an intimate dinner last Friday in New York City.

"They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on," a spy told the tabloid.

"Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn't really care who saw."

Update: On Saturday, Josh was seen with supermodel Gisele Bundchen, so apparently he's not exclusive with ScarJo.
Sorry if I get a late start on Wednesday, I was at a Sean Lennon show last night and then up pretty late. I love me some Sean Lennon.

Have you , Friendly Fire?
Great, great lyrics.
Off to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

She held a press conference to talk about it...

and nearly had a wardrobe malfunction while she was there. to see some itsy bitsy straps being severely abused.

is some guy from The Apprentice. I'm sure he's going to have the nups filmed for an upcoming TV special while she interviews herself for E! News.

And she’s the editor at large. Has anyone ever seen/heard/read about Jolie? If so, tell me about it below.

I can't imagine who the heck would be subscribing to it...

other than her mommy, aunties, grandma, BFF Star Jones and maybe Angelina Jolie, who was like: There’s a magazine all about me?

Britney Neglects Dogs for Her Kitty?

Actually, she’s being called the by the readers of Hollywood Dog and New York Dog magazines.
"Britney was the overwhelming choice," the editor said in a statement. "She once had three Chihuahuas and never left home without at least one of them on her arm.

As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids, they disappeared."
Just a guess, but maybe Britney's been neglecting her dogs because she's been so busy showing off her kitty.

Grab the Earplugs.

.. Halle Berry Could Be Putting Out An Album

.. which she won’t win the following year if this rumor is true and she actually releases an album.

Anyway, this is rumored to be the track listing of her album:
13. "Go Left (featuring Bun B, Timbaland)
If Halle puts out an album, she’ll be the perfect match for last year’s American Idol Elliott Yamin. Like Halle, he is partially deaf and suffers from Diabetes.

He also recently , so he’s slightly more kissable.
Or not.
Courtney Love may have quit drinking and the hard drugs, but she still .

"We started chatting, and of course, she didn't hesitate for a moment to ask me for some Valium. So we both took one, maybe two, and had a totally stoned conversation about the usual, i.e.

, music, masturbation, Germany, drugs and sex . . .

we promptly passed out for the remainder of the flight. After we got off the plane, she was swarmed by paparazzi, I waved goodbye, and she didn't seem to recognize me. I realized it was the Valium she loved, not me.

"

.
Samaire talked to The Sun about Elton’s wedding, which took place last year..

. and she slipped in the fact that Lizzie skipped the soap and water after hitting the loo.
"It was an amazing part,” she remembered.

“I sat beside Prince Andrew and Fergie. Sharon, Jack, Kelly and Ozzy Osbourne were there and so were Sting and Liz Hurley - who didn't wash her hands when she left the toilet!"
I’m entering Liz into my dirty girl hall of fame – with Black Eyed Pants Pee-er Fergie.

Just kidding.
Kim Fields – who played the lovable Tootie on the Facts of Life – is in May. The proud papa-to-be is her longtime boyfriend Christopher Morgan.

They already have names picked out and everything.
"If she's a girl, Aria Grace, and if he's a boy, Sebastian Alexander," Kim told People.
Congrats!

I hope Blair, Jo and Natalie throw a great shower for her. Just skip all those annoying shower games, okay gals?

Yikes.

.. What Happened to Adrian Grenier?

Mena wasn't feeling it -- she likes Kevin Connolly -- but I pressed on, talking up his hotness.
So imagine my disappointment when I found this photo this morning.
What the heck has happened to Vincent Chase?

What do you think? Still hot or..

. totally not?
Make room on that mantle, big Willie.

1. "The Pursuit of Happyness," $27 million.
2.

"Eragon," $23.45 million.
3.

"Charlotte's Web," $12 million.
4. "Happy Feet," $8.

5 million.
5. "The Holiday," $8.

2 million.
6. "Apocalypto," $7.

7 million.
7. "Blood Diamond," $6.

3 million.
8. "Casino Royale," $5.

7 million.
9. "The Nativity Story," $4.

7 million.
10. "Unaccompanied Minors," $3.

7 million.
That’s right, the guy who portrays himself as super duper religious (he has his own church!) – then bashes Jews in the next breath – may have a .

Carmel Sloane tells The News of the World that Mel got her mother pregnant – on a mattress in the back of his car – in 1976. Now, she’s suing the actor for a paternity test.
"I'm not doing it for his money,” said Carmel, a painter.

“I just want to meet the man I've always known was my dad — and for him to get to know his grandson. I'd love it if he recognized us as family. I'm not looking for a meal ticket.

I am happy with my life."
Mel wasn’t a superstar – nor was he married to wife of 26 years, Robyn – when he picked up Carmel’s mother, Marilyn, who was hitchhiking in Australia. They spent the night "playing hitchhiker" in the backseat.

In the morning, they parted ways because Mel had to return to work in an orange juice factory.
So why is Carmel suing mad Mel? After trying to contact him a few times, she thinks her only option is to go the legal route.

"We have no choice but to go legal so that we can get to the bottom of this once and for all. A simple DNA test will sort it out."
What a year Mel is having!

I can't resist a . They're just so..

. intelligent. Anyway, Linds is playing a stripper in an upcoming movie, so she's been spending time on a stripper pole.

Here are there thoughts about ridin' it...

"They're all whores, they're all whores . . .

xcept for some obviously!" LL wrote in the note. "So .

. . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised.

everywhere . . .

I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . .

like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now.

. . I'm not gonna lie to ya.

"
I don't know who is leaking her emails, but KEEP THEM COMING!
I see London.
I see France.

I see Britney's underpants.
It's a Christmas miracle.
What a boring day today is if I'm obsessing over on Saturday.

Seriously -- will someone of interest get arrested or pregnant or something? Pleeeease.
Anyway, here's a pic of Justin at rehearsal with Amy Poehler.

Do you guys think he's cute? I so don't. I'll always think of him as the curly-haired NSync geek.

So if I don't think he's cute, then why am I obsessing over him? Very good question.
I have no answer.

So Justin Timberlake is hosting Saturday Night Live tomorrow. It's the final show of 2006, which is always a big splashy one. And the last time JT was on the show, he was hilariously funny.

According to TMZ. com, Jimmy Fallon will be to do their popular The Barry Gibb Talk Show sketch.
Lorne needs to get him to stay permanently!

Besides, what else is he doing? What's that you say? He's in Factory Girl?

Well, I'm still hoping that movie -- starring sloppy Sienna Miller -- .
Having joined the DVR family in 2006, I was definitely interested in TiVo's list of the . Here they are:
10.

Connie Chung's embarrassing serenade of husband Maury Povich on the last episode of the couple's MSNBC show Weekends With Maury Connie.
9. Rosie O'Donnell's first day on The View.

8. Kate and Sawyer getting together on Lost.
6.

Kirstie Alley’s bikini reveal on Oprah.
5. Faith Hill's reaction to Carrie Underwood beating her for female vocalist of the year at the CMA Awards.

4. Sara and Grissom hooking up on CSI.
3.

Oprah giving it to truth-challenged writer James Frey on her show.
1. Katie Couric's last day on Today.

What were your can't-miss TV moments this year? The season premiere of Grey's Anatomy was must-see for me. And, of course, every award show under the sun.

Angelina Jolie's interviews with Ann Curry and Anderson Cooper.
And how many on the list above did you see? I saw three.

I still have the Will Grace finale on my DVR and haven't watched it.
I told you mine, now you tell me yours.
Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff, Willa Ford and Maksim Chmerkovskiv (briefly) and now Shanna Moakler and Jesse DeSoto.

According to Page Six, Shanna is telling people that she’s .
It is a good distraction for the blonde, who is currently divorcing Travis Barker.
In other Dancing news, Sara Evans will be -- for one night only.

Don't you think they'd make a cute couple.

60th the other night. Our earwitness overheard the Latin beauty, who McConaughey called Maria, telling pals she liked his beard."

"He hasn't talked to that girl in two years," Rock's rep told Page Six.

"I want Mad (Maddox) to know that as our family grew and we all came together, we didn't just start having children, biological children. Yes, we have Shiloh and it's been a wonderful experience, but we want to find another brother or sister in the world for our family.

" She added: "I'm on the pill."

???

So now contraception is an acceptable topic during celebrity interviews? Next time I'm at a junket or on the red carpet, should my question be: Have you tried the new condoms that taste like cotton candy? Or how about: Did you remember to take your birth control pill before you left?

You may be at the after party into the morning and you don't want to mess up your cycle.
I can't believe Angelina would offer that information.
Stop the insanity.

Blabber Bits: Jail for Nicole Richie?

. pinstripes. Nic is facing mandatory jail time for her recent because this is her second one.

TMZ.com obtained court documents revealing that to driving under the influence. Under Cali law, if she's convicted of DUI as a result of Monday's arrest, the judge must impose a jail sentence.

His publicist said he suffered from multiple myeloma and heart disease. We'll miss you, Peter!

She's married to business executive Keith Zubchevich. Congrats, Nancy!

Love the name Bailey -- v. cute! She's the second child for Stella, who also has an almost two-year-old son, Miller.

Check out our for the details of her pregnancy.
Geesh, Angelina Jolie is on a major publicity tear.

First, her huge and now she's opening up to People about her family. While she and Brad still claim they won't wed, People has named the duo and their three kiddos " ."
She must really want Good Shepherd to do well.

.. but we'll take it.

We love hearing about Maddox and co.
In the good-cop, bad-cop game, Angie says she's definitely the disciplinarian. ""Brad can be, but if Z doesn't get the bottle from me, she'll very quickly run to Daddy," she explains.

And I totally thought Maddox would be the kid she says rules the roost but apparently not. "I bet if you asked Brad, he'd say Zahara.

Mad is very smart, but he's got a certain sense of calm. Zahara is possibly the funniest person I've ever met in my life. So dramatic and creative and loud and charming.

She's definitely the biggest personality in the house."
Love. Maddox.

Love. Him. Although hearing more about Zahara makes me like her more, too!

Plus, take a at the pictures that accompany the story!

Want to be Matthew McConaughey's Significant Other?

) at the premiere for his movie, , assures me he is exactly that. Mateo all about his relationship with BFF Lance Armstrong and what he looks for on date to People.

"Lance has been a great friend.

He's one of the great new relationships I've found in the last couple years. He's a great man. You look for people or ideas who are inspiring and he definitely is.

His second chapter, now that he's not riding the tour, is to be the face and leader of cancer research. And he's attacking that just like he did the tour," the former Sexiest Man Alive tells the mag.

"I think you'd just tell each other what you really dig about each other. You might call you mother and then swing by your brother's house and then go home and do a little cooking. And you'd really respect the person you were with.

"
OK, so maybe I should cut the guy some slack -- he prolly is as real as he seems. He has been filming Fool's Gold with Kate Hudson in Australia, and I'm so rooting for them to get together. Loved them in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Who do you think he should date?
Angelina is finally speaking up about what really happened between her and Brad on the set of Mr.

and Mrs. Smith. Jen may have graced Vanity Fair with her story, but Angie tells hers in a 14-page spread in the January issue of Vogue (complete with photos taken by Annie Leibovitz).

I rushed out just now to see if I could nab a copy (sometimes they come out early in NYC), but alas, my corner newsstand guy said no dice until tomorrow. Boo. I settled for second-best, a copy of the NY Post, which has a .

In it, she maintains that she and Brad were nothing more than "very, very good friends" until Brad's marriage to Jen ended.
"I think we were the last two people who were looking for a relationship. I certainly wasn't.

I was quite content to be a single mom."
"Because of the film, we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened.

I think a few months in I realized, 'God, I can wait to get to work."
"We spent a lot of time contemplating and thinking and talking about what we both wanted in life and realized that we wanted very, very similar things."
"And it took until, really, the end of the shoot for us, I think, to realize that it might mean something more than we'd earlier allowed ourselves to believe.

.. And both knowing that the reality of that was a big thing, something that was going to take a lot of serious consideration.

"

One day, Maddox, "just out of the blue called him Dad. It was amazing. We were playing with cars on the floor of a hotel room, and we both heard it and didn't say anything and just looked at each other.

So that was probably the most defining moment, when he decided that we would all be a family."
"We both have been married before, so it's not marriage that's necessarily kept some people together. We are legally bound to our children, not to each other, and I think that's the most important thing.

"
"I did (once meet Aniston), but it was not a proper meeting. We've, like, passed each other and said 'hi' briefly, shook hands. But not a real sit-down-and-talk kind of meeting.

That would be her decision, and I would welcome it."
"I'm not a hugger. People make fun of me.

It's something that I have a hard time with. If someone hugs me, I hold my breath. Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying.

.. all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable.

Jen's got to be pissed! How many days you think until she responds?
When Nicole was busy early Monday morning for DUI, she told the cops a . She actually admitted to the officers that she had smoked pot and taken a Vicodin (painkiller). No wonder the cops said she was cooperative!

I've seen people of who have taken this same party cocktail. It ain't pretty -- and I sure as hell wouldn't want to be on the road with them.
Guess that stint in rehab didn't completely sober little "I'm 85 pounds" Richie up.

I can't actually believe I'm suggesting this, but maybe she should take Lohan, who reportedly did not have a drink in one whole, entire week!
By the way, Nic did have spend a few hours in lock-up. She was arrested around 12:30 a.

m. and released at 7:17 a.m.

, when her $15,000 bail was posted. I would die for video footage of those couple hours!
I know I shouldn't, but I can't stop laughing about Lindsay Lohan gave People about how she hasn't had a drink in seven days. Now, if she's serious about getting help, I don't want to discredit that. But c'mon, what is this?

Here are my favorite quotes from the story:
LL: "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I'm not even legal to, so why would I?

"
Umm, Linds does that mean you were legal seven days ago when you were drinking?
LL: "I don't drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to.

"
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Do you actually expect someone to believe that? Honey, we see you at clubs -- and we see you leaving clubs.

..
LL: "I've been going to AA, for a year by the way.

" And when asked why she didn't say so until recently? "Well it's no one's business. That's why it's anonymous!

"
OK, sure. It's anonymous and none of our business until you start using AA meetings as photo-ops and making sure we all know you're in attendance.
So I've told you -- and told you -- about how I went to Marshall University and how it's the subject of the upcoming Matthew McConaughey/Matthew Fox movie , which opens December 22.

Whelp, I've been all about this film -- I went to the set, and interviewed him again at a junket on Sunday. Well, tomorrow I'm off to the Huntington, West Virginia premiere of the movie. The city is rolling out a green carpet to welcome the cast at a splashy premiere party that I will be attending Tuesday night.

So while I'm away, Lindsey will be helping out with the Blabbing.
And check out the behind-the-scenes photo book that I put together based on my . I hope you find it very "down home.

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Finally...

Brangelina Pose Together on the Red Carpet

Smith premiere when they were doing the nasty but didn't want the world to know.
We knew.
Anyway, they may not be showing off their toothy grins in this photo, but they're still so striking.

B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L.
Nicole was arrested early this morning for driving the wrong way on a highway. Nicole was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Her arrest report says she weighs 85 friggin' lbs. Wonder how much she was before "putting on weight."
The last time Nicole was arrested, it was for heroin posession.

Anyway, ook out Britney and Lindsay, you're next. Oops -- I guess not Lindsay because she's now sober and in AA.
HA HA HA HA HA.

Hollywood stars weren't the only ones stealing headlines this year. Their Mini-Mes made the news as well. In this week's Daily Blabber video blog, I look at the most notable celebrity baby births of 2006
So check it out now… before they're all messed up child stars who grow up in rehab facilities and pen nasty tell-alls about their parents.

Aren't I sweet?
On Friday, Lindsey told you about . Well, -- who lives two miles away from the Torster -- went to check it out.

Here's what she said...

"There was a line up the street and around the corner," she reports, "including news vans and paparazzi galore! I got a good parking spot and my friend and I stood in line for like 10 mins when we heard the people in front of us say they had been there for an hour. I was like see ya!

We left, but pics to follow of the hullabaloo when I get them off my camera!"

A plastic Starbucks mug that had a smear of Tori's lipstick.