How bad have award shows gotten that we actually find ourselves missing Cher or Bjork or, heck, anybody wearing something out of the ordinary? Red-carpet walkers at this year's Golden Globes looked pretty decent. No wardrobe disasters (well, maybe one .
..), a lot of average outfits and an assortment of women in white were the tepid trends we spotted before the show.
The fashion watching was almost as dull as the show itself, but that didn't stop us from sorting out the best and worst dressed.
Ugly Betty's Vanessa Williams matched Talladega Nights' Will Ferrell lock for lock in the 'do don'ts of the evening. Williams looked like she had a bad run-in with a light socket, whereas Ferrell appeared as if he went to his stylist and said, "Two words: Art Garfunkel.
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Evangeline Lilly Lost us with her strawberry-banana-marble ensemble, below, while Bleak House nominee Gillian Anderson, right, looked a bit, um, bleak in this dowdy black number with shiny bits.
Jennifer Lopez was a surprising stunner in this gold-tinged black gown from Marchesa, while Golden Globe winner America Ferrera of Ugly Betty was anything but in this purple number by Brian Reyes.
We counted almost 15 ivory outfits on the red carpet, but not everyone was as much a vision in white as Little Children's Kate Winslet, left, in an Azzaro gown.
Just look at Cameron "Hey, lighten up on the rouge, sweetie" Diaz's ruffled nightmare, right, that reminded us way too much of a beakless swan dress a la Bjork.
Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin should have saved that yawn for the snoozer of a broadcast, but we still thought she looked cute in the light turquoise dress she helped design.
Take one part Cruella and two parts crazy, and you'll get some idea of what we thought of Sharon Stone's fuzzy-collared ebony ensemble.
A dapper, highlighted Brad Pitt was no match for his date, Angelina Jolie, who was a vision in a gray gown by St. John.
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