Did you make it to Bill s I m 6o birthday party in
Well I can t, although goodness knows I do try, but with all this party business. Well I would have liked to have gone but I just wasn t too happy about having to see and hear those old men on the stage singing just like they were the Rolling Stones, I mean they went out years ago didn t they, great in their time, but .well anyway, I thought no thanks!
He blew his top when I said I wanted to withdraw $1160,000 out of my account. I said to him what are you ranting and raving about, don t you know its Bill s birthday party, he is 60 years old (well he was a few weeks ago, that is). It s a once in the lifetime thing!
I said listen forget the $60,000 to see those old guys on the stage what are they called again yeah the Rolling Stones that s right, we can forget that $60,000 and I will just withdraw the $1100,000 so that I can sit at the table with my old pals Bill and Hillary!
) and then Hillary is supposed to have got upset about it because she thought another scandal was going to start, and then bang goes her political future, well you know how it is anyway I won t go into that gossip stuff anymore, lets see where was I?
Well he just got all the more heated so I made him another offer, one he just couldn t refuse, forget the $100,000 for the poached eggs and whatever with Bill and Hillary at Pastis, I ll settle for the $1000,000. Now wasn t that a great offer, but talk about being ungrateful, I mean I had already made so many sacrifices, but my bank manager has got so agitated it looks as though I am going to have to bring him to the hospital instead of going to the party.
Tell you what we will do, I m willing to drop the game of golf for $500,000 but I will need the $60,000 back + the last $500,000 so I can go to the old men s concert after all and for the $500,000
get a backstage pass , with dinner and photographed with Mr. Bill Clinton. So there, that is as fair as I can get, and my last offer!
If you are ever 60 again Bill maybe I ll make it next time, but you don t have to worry about getting the Rolling Stones to play, they are getting a bit old in the tooth now and must be feeling a bit tired and I can put up with a bit of hardship in life, I m willing to do without them, if I make it next time that is!
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