New Strategy Accomplished

Stunningly, saying that the group endeavored mightily to stay within our current historical period , the final report of the delivered to President Bush today includes a chapter, which notes offers the best chance for success, that calls for the White House to stage a that will produce the solution for the Iraq situation.
Sources close to the White House, and who shared a copy of the report with The Garlic, say that this chapter is classified, and will not be released in the public version of the report.
The proposal for a reality television show offers, according to the report, the avenue to reach the broadest possible ideas for a resolution.

The proposed reality show, which the ISG also offers titles, such as Lost In Iraq , Extreme Diplomacy Makeover and Who Wants To Be An Iraqi Prime Minister goes further, suggesting that the program be produced by an American television network,
Along with the television broadcasts, the program would be covered by and , under exclusive agreements already reached with the Iraq Study Group.
With the two separate programs, the respective winners would meet in what the report calls The Ultimate World Super Bowl , that would be broadcast over two nights, and, the reports predicts, would shatter, completely all television rating records. Furthermore, the ISG report forecasts that billions in advertising revenue would be generated, and suggests splitting the profits between the television networks and a fund that would go towards reconstruction projects for Iraq
The winner of the reality television program would then replace , and serve in that post until the next Iraq election, or, until the following years reality television program, whichever comes first.

In a section of this Reality Television Chapter, James Baker confronts a topic that had to be difficult for the President to read.
Baker, bluntly, confronts the and suggests that with military and political options for success looking ever more bleak President Bush should consider this reality television program to salvage some level of accomplishment.
While the meter twitches slowly to , legacy status can be achieved via this reality television program.

The history books will say one thing, however, popular culture will recognize you as the greatest television producer of the most-watched program in history.
The ISG report notes very few, unprecedented events could top The Ultimate World Super Bowl , citing things like the marriage of , the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series, or the first interviewer of Elvis Presley, upon his return.
The ISG Report also suggests for the reality television program there be virtually no restrictions as to who can participate as a contestant.

The show would be open to anyone, including politicians, both currently in office as well as retired. So far, according to Baker, two have signaled they would like to audition for the program - and former Green Party Presidential nominee
Rumors, according to the sources who supplied the copy of the report to The Garlic, say the has shown interest in being on the program, as has
As a subplot to the American broadcast, the report suggests having the contestants engage in some level of tension, like a border dispute or immigration issue with the participants of the
Baker cautions President Bush not to overload the program with office holders and policy wonks , suggesting a robust field of contestants, with as many Average Joe s as possible.
Again, being brutally open, Baker says that the country, and world as seen what you and your administration as wrought.

Contestants with no political or foreign policy experience will likely garner support from viewers and will be ratings-drivers.
To preserve continuity , Lee Hamilton, the co-leader of the Iraq Study Group, indicates that the group will serve as judges of the program, adding in celebrities as dictated by current events around the time of the broadcasts.
Lee cites an example, saying if the reality show was being broadcast today, the group will likely add to the judging panel Michael Richards, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
The report says the al-Jazeera will be free to compose their own judge s panel and, there will be no restrictions.

President Bush is encouraged to reach out to Afghanistan and Pakistan, and to increase efforts , suggesting that having the Al Qaeda leader, via remote, on the panel would guarantee that weeks ratings top spot.
Prisoners held at Guantanamo, , would be eligible to be on the reality series, either as contestants or judges, as much as their scheduled harsh interrogations allow.
Baker notes that President Bush will automatically join the Judging Panel upon his leaving office, including if he is impeached, which would really boost the ratings.

It will be written into the contract with the both the American network and al-Jazeera, that and have the option of specially discounted advertising rates.
Lastly, Baker, speaking directly to President Bush, , and stipulates the ISG reserves the right to cancel the reality television show and name himself - Baker - as Prime Minister of Iraq.

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