Britney Spears nude vagina has dominated the internet this holiday season, scoring even more Yahoo search hits than baby Jesus pictures Santa Claus address and cherished Hannukah stories combined.
But did you know that looking at naked Britney Spears pictures during the most holy season of the year, when we should be celebrating Jesus Christ who was born and died for us on the cross, means that you will go to hell?
What is happening to Christmas?
asks Rev. Steve Wilbur, with a painful tear in his eye.
Mrs.
Wilbur recounts opening the door to her son s room with a delicious present of homemade chocolate-covered cookies and a new scarf I d been knitting in secret to surprise him.
But the scene on her son s bedroom computer monitor was so shocking that Mom s hand-made cookies tumbled to the floor, spilling icing and chocolate bits across the room.
My son was looking at Britney Spears naked with no panties and.
.. The poor loving mother, who only wanted to surprise her little boy with a midnight Christmas treat, chokes back sobs of sorrow and disappointment.
Angelina Jolie, who says that people who look at upskirt paparazzi pictures are only encouraging the paparazzi to be more aggressive and for my bodyguards to have to use even more lethal force still admits having sneaked a peak or two at the BritBrit pics when Brad wasn t around.
It s nice to see another girl with such luscious lips, comments Angelina Jolie on the infamous nude Britney Spears pictures, while attending the premiere of The Good Shepherd. Brad and I can t wait to see the home video!
One avid Xmas fan, Amy Kischer, is outraged by the news: What a horrible influence celebrities and the internet are having on our young children. Christmas is when families come together to enjoy the company of our older relatives, like grandparents and aging uncles who may not live to see another Christmas with us. We should be lighting candles and going caroling and singing Silent Night, helping our kid sister build a snowman outside.
Ms. Kischer says anyone who looks for Britney Spears or Angelina Jolie naked pictures while neighbors are starving and can t afford to drive home to see their family over the holidays is intentionally driving another nail into Jesus hand on the cross. The story above is a satire or parody.
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