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In what is a definite sign of what's in store for her in 2007, Britney Spears collapsed within less than one hour of the New Year at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas where she was hosting, reports .

Mystery now surrounds Britney's collapse early this morning. She had been seated on a VIP tented-cabana bed overlooking the dance floor at 12:50AM talking with one of her male dancers.

She intimated she wanted to leave and as she stood up, "she went into a dead faint and just fell right to the floor." Her group pulled her up and lay her on the bed at the same time as her personal security asked for the club to provide at least 10 other security managers to "get her out as quickly as possible." They surrounded the stricken pop star in an attempt to screen her from all observers and the new years revelers on the crowded dance floor.

One woman in the Spears' entourage yelled, "Make sure nobody gets any photos. No photos anywhere." When the 12-strong security phalanx was in place, two of her dancers wrapped Britney in what appeared to be a blanket-hooded poncho.

Literally carrying her in both arms, they managed to propell her through the crowds and out of the club. It appeared as if "she was being dragged as she wasn't walking under her own speed" said one eyewitness. "It looked as if they wanted to get her up to her hotel room as soon as possible.

" At 2AM this morning, an ambulance was summoned to the hotel but it was totally unclear if it was brought to Caesars for Britney.

It's not at all surprising to hear that Britney collapsed. I'd actually be surprised if her night went perfectly smooth.

The real question is whether or not Britney Spears make it out of 2007 alive. I've got my money on not gonna happen.
Just when you thought Britney Spears couldn't get more disgusting, she goes and lowers the bar once again.

According to , Britney spent the night partying last week, and when she wasn't pestering the DJ to play her crap songs, she was throwing up all over the bathroom.

On December 20, she tested her drinking limits (and the DJ's patience) at Hollywood lounge Les Deux. An inebriated Spears "kept requesting her own songs," a club source tells Us Weekly.

Resident DJ Stone Rokk finally played one, but followed it with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River." Soon the partying caught up with the 25-year-old pop princess. "She went to the bathroom and threw up all over," an eyewitness tells Us.

But, adds the source, "she didn't need to be carried out."

Good old Britney, at least she's predictable. But I think it's too easy a conclusion to jump to that it was the drinking that made her throw up.

She probably just caught a glimpse of her .
More pictures of Britney showing off her bra after the jump.
If you're wondering why Britney Spears' public image has been spiraling out of control for the past few months, (well its actually been years, but who's counting) you can blame her publicist, or publicists, or lack thereof, actually.

According to , only three months after Britney's last publicist quit, she's lost another one.

Spears has been without a personal publicist since October, after parting ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnick. In the interim, Sonia Muckle, a publicist at Spears' label Jive Records, has been handling her less-than-favorable recent press coverage.

Now Muckle has had enough and is moving on and leaving Jive to start her own marketing and promotions company. Muckle insists her departure has nothing to do with the pop star's recent antics, which include spending numerous nights on the town with Paris Hilton and being photographed without underwear. She tells Radar Online, "I left of my own accord.

This has been in the works for several months."

You what she did there? That's called spin.

As a publicist, she can't really say that trying to defend Britney's whorish action to the press is an impossible task.
Using my Publicist to English dictionary, I can translate, and tell you what she really said: "I left of my own accord" is actually pretty easy, it means "I quit." "This has been in the works for several months" is generally understood to mean "I can't believe it took me several months to realise what a crazy, cracked out slut Britney is, and I'm glad I'm gone.

"
See, it's not that hard to understand.
More Britney Spears pictures after the jump.
A few days ago, I told you about Britney Spears' stripping escapade at L.

A. nightclub Forty Deuce, well today, thanks to intrepid Egotastic! reader Jay, we've got some pictures of her strip tease from inside the club.

The original report ( ) described how Britney was in her bra and miniskirt, smoking and dancing, and that definitely seems to be the case in these pictures.
Unfortunately, we don't have pictures of Britney in full on stripper mode, but it doesn't take much imagination to think of what happened next.
Is it wrong that hearing about Britney Spears getting booed at a basketball game makes me so happy inside?

No, I didn't think so. And I bet you feel the same way too. At least, those people at the game feel the way I do, according to .

Things reportedly turned ugly Sunday night when Britney attended a Lakers/Wizards basketball game with her agent and her little sister, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS. The pop princess left before halftime after fans reportedly booed her image when it appeared on the Jumbotron!

I'll tell you this.

Seeing Britney's fat face on the Jumbotron is not the way I want to spend a night out. And if you don't believe me that Britney's face is fat, just look at the pics below.
But maybe fat isn't the right word.

No, her face is the Jumbotron.
Well, if you ever needed more proof that Paris Hilton is a complete moron, look no further than her choice of person to ask for marriage adivce: Britney Spears. According to , Paris Hilton told London's Daily Star newspaper that she is planning to marry on-again-off-again boyfriend, and Greek shipping heir, Stavros Niarchos.

It's true. I am going to get married. I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron of honor.

She can advise me.

So, there you have it. The blind leading the blind.

I'm sorry, that's offensive to blind people. I should say the retarded leading the retarded. Damn, that's offensive to retarded people.

Well, you know what I'm getting at.
Now, let's see if the media can actually use some self-restraint, and ignore this publicity stunt of a wedding. As well as the inevitable honeymoon sex tape that will follow.

I don't think Britney Spears quite understands. Just because everyone wants her to put on panties and stop flashing her lady business all around town, doesn't mean that people actually want to see her underwear.
Yes, Britney, you made your point.

Congratulations, but wearing a dress that is completely see-through, just so you can show off your mismatched bra and panties probably isn't the best way of doing it. Why not try leaving something to the imagination. What's that, you ask?

It's this thing people do with their brains...

Nevermind.
Of course, wearing a completely see-through dress wasn't enough for Britney. No, according to , Britney even went so far as to strip down to nothing but her underwear at an L.

A. club last week.

While the pop tart did manage to keep her private parts hidden from the cameras, she stripped down to her bra and miniskirt at a burlesque show late Thursday night.

Spears, who has been told repeatedly to stay away from party girl Paris Hilton, stopped by L.A. nightclub Forty Deuce with friends for the club's "Jelly Night" - and wanted to get in on the action.

The recently single mother of two celebrated her "newfound freedom" by drinking a martini. She was also seen smoking and dancing. A rep for Spears had no comment.

I often mock celebrities who pay to have someone pick out their clothes, and dress them up, as if they're too stupid to do it on their own. Obviously, this is in fact the case. Apparently, Britney thinks she's actually smart enough to dress herself.

She isn't, and someone needs to tell her.
You know, its a sad state of affairs when the site of Britney Spears' nipples barely merits an entire blog post. Long gone are the halcyon days of yore when once upon a time Britney Spears was actually hot, and the ultimate fantasy of every male in, well, the world.

No, since the gross-out revelation of , a little bit of nipple showing though a see-through top really isn't a very big deal. Add to that the fact that Britney's breasts are sagging in possibly the most disgusting way, and you've got a recipe for who-gives-a-fuck.
That being said.

...

Here's Britney Spears' nipples.
The recent incident has spawned yet another celebrity wannabe. This time, it's Mischa Barton.

No, there are no new flashing incidents, not that we haven't seen a before, but Mischa did get up on stage and belt out a Britney tune while out clubbing in London. According to , a drunk Barton sang "Oops! I Did It Again" just a day after Britney's embarrasing publicity stunt.

The former 'O.C.' actress was enjoying an evening out in London on Tuesday (28.

11.06) when she decided to treat revellers at the trendy Paper nightclub to some of her singing. Mischa, 20, jumped on stage and launched into the famous track, and even treated clubbers to a sexy dance routine.

One onlooker said: "She got on stage clutching a microphone and a bottle of champagne. She seemed a bit drunk, but her singing was good. She certainly can hold a note.

"

Hopefully, this isn't the beginning of downward spiral for Mischa Barton. Naturally, since she's pretty much completely vanished from the public eye, she'll be pulling a few stunts here and there, but it's better she stops at signing while drunk. I'm not sure my fragile psyche can handle Mischa Barton's vagina.

Then again, there's always the possibilty that Mischa's not as gross as Britney and Lindsay. But it's probably a long shot.
More Mischa Barton pics after the jump.