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All you rumour whores out there are gonna love the spin possibilities of this latest report from that has Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson hanging out at a local Shreveport, LA hotspot, while taking time off from filming their new movie Blonde Ambition.

The pals arrived at the upscale club Phoenix Underground so early that there were more employees there than patrons, according to a source at the club. "Luke was there the night before, and he wanted to show the place to Jessica," the source says.

"She was very friendly to everyone." Phoenix Underground is a 14,000 square-foot club that was once a bank; it's dance floor used to be the bank's vault. Wilson spent about four hours there on Wednesday evening, according to the source.

At the club, Jessica posed for pictures and chatted with people for about a half hour before leaving with her costar. Their movie, Blonde Ambition, has been described as a remake of the 1980s movie, Working Girl.

Obviously, these two are sleeping together now.

Or at the very least are thinking about sleeping together. Well, Luke Wilson is probably thinking about sleeping with her. But I wouldn't be at all surprised if these two get down and dirty during filming.

After all, not that I have anything against Shreveport (I learned my lesson after ), but in a town of 200,000 people, who else are you going to hook up with if you're a movie star?
Anyway, here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson on the set of her movie. Exciting!

Those Simpson girls and there on-stage SNAFUs...

Last night at the Kennedy Centre Honors, Jessica Simpson ran off stage in tears during a performane in tribute to Dolly Parton. Yes, just like little sister Ashlee Simpson did on Saturday Night Live, Jessica Simpson panicked, and ran, reports .
Simpson was on stage singing Nine to Five as part of a tribute to honouree Dolly Parton when she apparently stopped singing, uttered the words "so nervous" and exited the stage.

The stunned audience responded with silence. When the Dukes of Hazzard star and others participating in the tribute returned to the stage, it appeared the she was crying. Thankfully, for Jessica, there wasn't any pre-recorded vocals still playing after she ran off the stage, but I doubt that will mitigate any of the shame.

At least Ashlee can finally say that Jessica is copying her. I bet Ashlee is loving this. I know I am.

OH MY GOD!!!

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! If this bit is true, it's the best damn news ever in the history of ever! Rumours are circulating that there is a Jessica Simpson Sex Tape just waiting to be released, and that Jessica herself is going crazy trying to get it under control.

According to , the tape was made while Jessica was marreid to ex-husband Nick Lachey, and shows them in enjoying many different sex acts.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles.

" According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video. It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain. Forget that stupid , which may not even exist.

This is a gazillion times better. The best part, though, has to be that celebrities are still dumb enough to actually make sex tapes.
Now, just let that sink in a bit.

.. Jessica Simpson sex tape.

Say it again: Jessica Simpson sex tape. Yeah..

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Here are some Jessica Simpson bikini pictures from back when she was still with Nick Lachey. You know, to get you in the mood.

More bikini pics after the jump.
Jessica Simpson was on hand yesterday at some Blockbuster event launch for some new product, or service, but I totally don't care about that. All I care about is how she looks in that dress.

Now that's what I call a "Blockbuster." Sure it's a good marketing strategy to have a beautiful and famous star promote your brand, but you've got to be careful not to let them take the spotlight away.
No offense, Blockbuster, but you're no match for Jessica Simpson's cleavage.

More busty pictures of Jessica Simpson after the jump.
So, you know all those profiles on MySpace that claim to be Jessica Simpson? Well, those are not hers.

Oh, Jessica Simpson is on MySpace, but she's hiding behind a fake profile so she can meet guys online. According to , Simpson has become addicted to the "social Networking" (read: Dating) site, and goes online every chance she gets.

A source told Britain's More magazine: "After she split up with John Mayer, she set up a MySpace page to meet new people.

She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop.

" The source added: "Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."

Now I'm not sure if it's really the best thing to lie to prospective love interests online, but somehow, I don't think the guys will dissapointed when Jessica shows up to the date, rather than some "shy Texan girl.

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Of course, if these pictures of Jessica Simpson at TRL are any reflection of what she might be like on a date, those guys might not stick around too long.
More Jessica Simpson pics after the jump.
Jessica Simpson needs to do a bit more research on her own life, becuase if she keeps listening to what her father tells her, she's going to be in for a few surprises.

Like what movies she is and isn't actually starring in. Jessica's been spreading the word that she'll be playing opposite Luke Wilson in Blonde Ambition, but it looks like no one told Jessica that's not going to happen. According to , Wilson's people are trying to slow down the rumours, and others say Wilson has absolutely no interest in working with Simpson.

In September, Jessica lamented that she was "preparing myself" for the inevitable November tabloid covers that would link her to Wilson when she starts filming a role as his love interest in "Blonde Ambition." And just last week, she told Jimmy Kimmel, "I’m going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called 'Blonde Ambition!'" But a rep for Wilson told Star, "This project is in talks.

" What's more, a source told the tab, "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson." The insider suggests that the star's manager dad Joe Simpson has been exaggerating prospects for the flick. "Joe is telling Jessica he’s getting big stars," says the source.

"Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character.

It's such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."

After the flop that was Jessica's last movie, Employee of the Month, and the flop that was Jessica's last album, it's probably safe to say that Jessica's been listening to her father, and nobody else.

Best thing she could do would be to ditch her manager dad, but considering he probably has her soul under contract too, I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon.
At least Jessica's also clueless about how see-through her top is. There's always un upside.

So back in August, there were all these rumours that . Of course, all their publicists did the requisite denial dance, which made it even more likely, but it was gone as soon as it started. However, it seems those rumours may have been more than rumours, as reports that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were spotted sneaking away to his hotel room.

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TMZ spies were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when John Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of our spies.

Our spy says Mayer invited her up to his room to "talk." She declined. Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar a short time later and [.

..] Mayer then went back to the bar, chatted up Simpson for approximately 10 minutes and then the two left the bar together and took the elevator upstairs.

We don't know what happened after that, but our spies never saw them again.

Maybe they went up to the hotel "gym" for a "workout" where they got all "sweaty" and "showered" and went back "downstairs" and used "quotations" "innapropriately." Either that or they're totally doing it.

And by "doing it" I mean "having sex." Just thought I'd make that clear.
More pictures of Jessica Simpson with her ubiquitous best friend/gay hair dresser, Ken Paves, after the jump.

Well, like me, you might have thought that was due to the fact that Ashlee has no talent, and was probably unbearable to watch, but as it turns out, it's probably just good old-fashioned depression.
Yes, Jessica Simpson is in full-on depression mode, and her family isn't making it better. According to , Jessica had a fit at Ashlee's premiere party, and Papa Joe Simpson let slip that Jessica is in a rotten mood.

Jessica Simpson stormed out of her sister Ashlee's party in London's Sound Bar on Monday night, shouting: "I don't want to be here - why won't people just leave me alone?" Her dad Joe told us: "Jess is quite down at the moment. She's not comfortable talking to people as she's quite depressed and we're walking on eggshells.

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I understand why Jessica is so sad. It's hard being a young, beautiful, rich, famous movie star and pop singer. I know that whenever I'm succeeding in life beyond my wildest dreams, I just feel so low, and sad.

Really, there's nothing worse than having pretty much everything going for you. Trust me, you'd hate it too.
More Pictures of Jessica and Ashlee out on the town in London after the jump.

I told you . She was so bad, in fact, that it made her sister, Jessica Simpson break into tears. would have you believe that Jessica was crying because she was proud of her sister, but we know better.

Jessica Simpson burst into tears when she watched her little sister’s debut West End performance in Chicago. She told Radio 1: "I was weeping. I was so proud.

I couldn’t be more proud of her. "My face is swollen, I have butterflies, and she pulled it off perfectly."

Obviously, Ashlee's own sister can't really say that it was painful to watch her butcher the role, but she could at least have come up with a better reason to be crying.

Jessica should have said she got some dust in her eye, or she saw Ashlee's hat. That would have been a lot more convincing.
More pictures of Ashlee and Jessica at the Chicago Premiere After Party, after the jump.