Are these the titles of the songs on Britney Spears' new greatest hits album "Look At Me, I'm Such a Whore," or just incredibly apt descriptions of her vagina drama?
Britney really needs to give the whole upskirt, crotch flash thing a rest now. We've all seen the , and no one is eager to see it again.
But I don't think you can really blame alcohol for this latest flash. Not only is Britney not out at a club, or returning home from some party, she's the one driving. I wouldn't put it past her to maybe have a couple and hit the road, but I'm fairly certain she's sober here.
Hell, she even managed to put the gas nozzle into the tank hole. But from what I understand, most people are able to do that when they're drunk.
So, is this all just some misguided cry for attention?
Yes. Is it working? Sadly, yes.
Mission accomplished Britney. Now put it away.
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