Rachel Bilson is the new Natalie Portman. Oh yeah, you heard me. No, I don't think Rachel Bilson is as pretty as Natalie Portman, or quite as good an actress, though she gets high marks for both.
And I don't think Rachel Bilson's career will ever quite reach the heights of Natalie Portman's, but after seeing the preview for The Last Kiss, the new movie starring Zach Braff and Rachel Bilson, I can't help but feel like it's basically just the sequel to Garden State, and Rachel Bilson is the sequel to Natalie Portman.
No, Zach Braff didn't direct this movie, and he didn't even write it, but from the shooting, to the actors, to the music, you know they're going after the same crowd as Garden State. Which I guess is fine, since I really liked Garden State, but I was hoping to maybe see something new.
Anyway, I think the movie will be good. It looks good, and I am excited to see it, but if it ends up just being Garden State 2, then I'm going to be a little pissed, because then they should have just used Natalie Portman instead. Plus, they filmed the movie in my hometown, and it would have been pretty to cool to be that close to Natalie Portman.
But I'll settle for Rachel Bilson.
More pictures of Rachel Bilson and the cast of The Last Kiss after the jump.
So I still feel bad about how slowly that is loading (though it's really not so slow that it can't be enjoyed with a little patience), and while I already added a very nice (i.
e. busty) , I want to give you guys more.
So, before you do anything else, make sure you take a look at the .
It's just about the funniest thing ever, and if it's any indication, this will be the best. movie. ever.
And if that wasn't enough, I can't get enough of the full title: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Next up is this clip from Access Hollywood from the set of the Transformers movie. There are cars getting smashed, Tony Potts sounding like a dork, and Megan Fox being all pretty.
Plus, if you stick around till the end of the clip, you'll see some cool, albeit brief, animatics of the Transformers in action.
And even though they're not technically videos, you've got to check out these great sites from Snakes on a Plane. First, wouldn't you love to get a phone call from Samuel L.
Jackson? Well, now you can hear Sam Jackson . And if you think Snakes on a Plane is great, you'll love Snakes on a Babe.
Yes, I said .
Regardless of what you thought of Superman Returns, just be happy that it didn't come out as it was originially drafted. Because according to Kevin Smith, there was no Super suit, no flying, a giant spider, and a gay R2D2.
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Have you ever seen synchronized treadmill dancing? Me neither, until I saw the music video for " " by OK Go.
If Supersize Me wasn't enough to put you off fast food, than the should just about do the trick.
Next time you go to the beach, make sure there isn't a nearby.
Once again, the Hollywood marketing machine has commandeered Jessica Simpson's breasts for their nefarious promotional schemes.
First it was to , and now, the trailer for Jessica's new movie, Employee of the Month features Simpson in some rather low-cut tops, with generous amounts of cleavage.
Of course, it is called show business, and the first rule of business is sex sells. And you know people aren't going to be seeing Jessica Simpson's movies becaue of her acting ability.
Besides, Jessica's been sexing up her image for quite some time now. , , , , have all been strategically employed to get you to want to see more of Jessica Simpson.
But it's no surprise, even the marketing for Dukes of Hazzard, with , was very much the same, if not worse (or is that better?
). Regardless, of Jessica Simpson's breasts, though, this movie actually looks mildly entertaining, but the final judgement is still out. Until we actually see it, we'll just have to trust Jessica's breasts that the movie is worth it.
And check out more caps of Jessica Simpson from the trailer of Employee of the Month after the jump.
I don't think I've ever been jealous of a frozen food before, but I am now. Not only because it's crazy hot out there, and I would like my body to be sub-zero by nature, but also because I would be so close to Scarlett Johansson's lips.
But alas, I am neither, and her boyfriend, Josh Hartnett, would be right there waiting to kick my ice cream ass if I tried. Or something like that. I don't really have a problem with Josh Hartnett other then the fact that he's dating , but for that reason alone, I hate him.
Speaking of Scarlett and Josh, they're actually in a movie together, called The Black Dahlia, and the trailer is out today, so make sure you check that out, since it (and Scarlett) looks pretty good. Though from the looks of it, there's too much Josh Hartnett, and not enough Scarlett Johansson.
Yay!
The Weekend Videos are back. Sorry for the absence over the past two weeks, but I was lazy, and otherwise preoccupied. But now they're back, so rejoice!
And whatever you do, don't miss the last video of the bunch. It's the best.
So, what better way to begin, than with everybody's favourite headbutting Frenchman, Zinedine Zidane.
Now, you've probably seen that Zidane headbutt video from the World Cup final about a million times already, but have you seen every different versions of it? Well, now they're all in one place (with a pretty catchy tune) in this .
Wouldn't you know it, the buzz for Snakes on a Plane keeps growing.
So much so that even CNN is taking notice. Now I don't know if that makes the movie more or less exciting, but I just love being able to say: .
However, I think the hype is getting a little out of hand, maybe.
I'm really not sure whether this video makes Snakes cooler, but who cares. It's the , the title track from the soundtrack to the movie. Best part: hearing Samuel L.
Jackson saying "I'm sick of these motherfuckin' snakes, on this motherfuckin' plane."
Of course, you have to wonder how the hell a movie like Snakes on a Plane, actually gets a "green light." Strangely enough, it actually started off as the The Anne Frank Story.
Don't ask. Just watch .
And if you're familiar with "All Your Base Are Belong to Us," then you'll probably get a kick out of " .
" Just don't ask me what the hell it means.
Moving along, the box office let down of Superman Returns was quite surprising, as was the success of Pirates of the Caribbean. Just don't ask the stars of Superman what they think about it all.
Really, .
So, do you find those "I'm a Mac" ads annoying? Well, you're not the only one.
Check out these , and you'll feel better. Stupid Macs.
You'd think that having Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Scarlett Johansson, and Michael Caine in a new movie from Batman Begins director Christopher Nolan would probably be some super-awesome Batman/Wolverine flick, but sadly, you'd be wrong.
It's actually a movie about magicians called The Prestige, and here is .
Another movie about magicians set in the late 1800s, with a really good cast, and a really hot leading lady is The Illusionist. This movie stars Ed Norton, Jessica Biel, and Paul Giamatti, and revolves around an illicit affair between a magician, and an Austrian noble woman.
But it looks good, really. Here's .
And in what is by far the best video of the week, some mad genius has taken all the scenes with Darth Vader from the original Star Wars, and replaced Vader's lines with dialogue every other James Earl Jones movie.
It's just about the craziest thing I've ever seen, and one of the funniest. Whatever you do, don't miss .
This is a teaser trailer in the very truest sense, in that you really don't get to see a whole lot, but man is it building up my excitement.
This trailer plays on the crashed Beagle II probe to Mars, and says that the crash was actually a cover up.
What the probe really found was..
. TRANSFORMERS!!
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It's really cool, so make sure you watch the Transformers Teaser Trailer. I can't wait for this movie.
Besides Superman Returns, this is the movie I've been awaiting for over 20 years.
Don't worry, this won't be another post of just Superman Returns videos, but you can't properly Geek Out without a little Super-something.
One of the coolest things from the new movie, is that using "the magic of computers" .
Ever wonder what it would be like in a fight between the United Federation of Planets and the Evil Galactic Empire? Find out in .
So, do you remember that kickass commercial of the ?
Well, now there's and . Plus they've released a new commercial featuring the . But the best is watching the .
Thanks for Geeking with me...
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