Egotastic! - Paris Hilton Archives

You would think that with all that money she makes by showing up to parties and red carpet events for fifteen minutes at a time (yes, celebrities get paid for that), Paris Hilton would be able to pick up a $10 tab, but it seems that isn't so. According to the , Paris skipped out on a $9.80 bill at a Sydney cafe on Sunday.

Ms Hilton left a barely nibbled hamburger sitting on a plate at Sloanes Cafe in Paddington and wandered off to continue shopping, having forgotten to pay for a mineral water and a frappe. "She's got bucketloads of money and she didn't pay for her drinks," said a waitress, Jo Pfahl. "[Paris] had a little chat with a waiter up front, then they all got up and walked out without paying," Ms Pfahl said.

Staff joked they could recoup the loss by selling the remains of Ms Hilton's meal on eBay. Ms Hilton's appearance at the cafe was unexpected and there was no deal to provide free drinks, said Pepita Macalister-Knight, whose parents own the cafe. "[At first] we had no idea it was her.

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Further proof that Paris Hilton still hasn't figured out the basic rules of society. You would think that one thing a spoiled rich bitch would know how to do would be paying for things, but apparently not. Next thing you know she's going to be shoplifting lipsticks.

Oh, if only Daddy really loved her...

Whatever. Forget about Paris and just focus on the Australian bikini babes she's with.
Paris Hilton is an attention whore.

Who else do you know who could turn a day at the beach in what ostensibly amounts to a 1980s Rock video?
Paris hit Bondi Beach in Syndey, Australia with her bikini, bodyguard, and buddy Kim Kardashian, plus tons of photographers. But as if just traipsing around in her bikini wasn't enough, Paris had to get all wet at the open shower stand.

I can just hear the Van Halen music in the background.
I feel sorry for her bodyguard. Getting paid to make sure that Paris Hilton stays safe has to be the most frustrating job in the world.

Here's hoping that giant hole in the Ozone layer over Australia does a number on Paris.
Lots more slutty Paris Hilton bikini pictures after the jump.
It's pretty hard to have your Christmas ruined if you don't celebrate the holiday, so, thankfully, I'm safe.

As for the rest of you, here's some Paris Hilton Bikini pictures, including a close up of her crotch, to get you all Grinched up.
I know, it's probably not what you wanted to wake up to on your Christmas morn', but why are you even at your computer in the first place? You should be opening presents, spending time with family, and getting all cheery and shit.

I really can't be held accountable if your priorities are completely fucked up.
That being said, I obviously don't have anything better to do either, so thanks for stopping by, and Happy Holidays once again. And for all you folks out there who couldn't give a crap about Christmas, or any other holiday for that matter, please disregard the above message.

Now here are those Paris Hilton bikini pics I told you about. They even include a near miss of a , what with her breast half hanging out of her bikini top. Does that count as a Christmas miracle?

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