Apart from being able to afford those $800 red-soled shoes, the convenience of not having to take commercial airplanes, (yes I realize this is way worse than - sorry ecorazzi) and the whole living in a mansion with people waiting on me thing, there s very little that makes me want to be a celebrity. Would you want supermarket checkouts everywhere plastered with the news that you re pregnant after you went up a dress size? All the young celebrities that are in the gossip rags are screwed up beyond belief, and the adult actors seem to be battling paparrazi, getting divorced, and going to rehab.
Even if they re normal, have a family and try to do charity, people rip on them, me included.
Maybe I just have a skewed view of things since I read the celebrity trash news all day, but this Thanksgiving I m grateful I m not a celebrity.
- This guy is trying hard to be a celebrity, though.
He delivers holiday popcorn tins all day and desperately wants to be famous, so he sunk his life savings into a website promoting himself. Be careful what you wish for. (Site has automatic music.
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- This cute two-legged dog who hops around like a person got bumped off the Late Show with David Letterman so Kramer could say he s not a racist. [ ]
- Taye Diggs is too hot for Ashlee Simpson. He s also married.
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- Heather Mills says she d rather be a torso than have to deal with her divorce again. We wish she d just turn into a nobody [ ]
- Why is Mischa Barton hung up on Cisco Adler when she do so much better? [ ]
- Surprisingly, many of the most popular shows on TV now are crap [ ]
- Lindsay Lohan released a weird rambling statement about Robert Altman s death, concluding with some AA philosophy thrown in for good measure [ ]
- Did Lindsay Lohan OD a couple of weeks ago?
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- Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a new girlfriend? [ ]
- OJ s lawyer is going to start talking about the What if I did it? What are you going to do about it?
book debacle [ ]
- Britney Spears partied at Paris Hilton s house. She must have good nannies now. [ ]
Man, today has been shitty.
Actually, this whole week, as a matter of fact. Whats up with you bloggers? Your stories suck ass today.
I guess its not your fault, nothing interesting is going on.
I mean, I am grateful you give us the scoop on whats going on in the world for free, but, your website looks atrocious. And it hurts my retinas.
Its too bright.
Anyway, Ashlee is a real hot momma. No man is too good for her.
She is a Super-Honey, no doubt. Taye Diggs is lucky to even know her. And I m not just talking mess, I only like beautiful, dark-skinned, sisters that have big butts and braided hair, but Ashlee, she is one fly Mamma Jamma.
They should call her Super-Woman, or better yet, call me Super-Man, and call Ashlee Lex Luther, because her sweet stuff is like Kryptonite, and she can bring a brother to his knees, and begging please, to get in her sweet stuff .
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