The American Music Awards are useless. No one involved with them in any capacity is an actual musician, so it doesn't matter who wins what. A singular exception is made for Tenacious D who rocked the hizouse.
On a slightly more positive note, Jimmy Kimmel did a solid job as host, but how hard can it really be when the music industry is already one big joke.
That being said, award shows still bring out the famous ladies in fancy dresses, and that's always enough to get posted on Egotastic! So sit back, relax and get clicking, cuz this post will be way better than the AMAs.
Why? Because it's silent.
Um, so that sucked monkey balls.
Seriously, since when are the more entertaining (and ) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.
There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um...
That's it, actually. This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.
The thing that makes me the most depressed, though, is the total lack of any good music represented at this "award show." I know I'm starting to sound like an old fogey (I even use the term "old fogey"), but I seem to remember music being better than this. Hell, music is better than this.
There are a lot of much better bands that should be getting awards, but they're not. And it's ridiculous.
And if I have to hear one more celebrity thank God and MTV, I'm going to shoot someone.
Alright, I'm done ranting. There's close to 200 pictures of all the celebrities and wannabes, including the hotties from The Hills ( , , and ) and looking like a glammed up cancer victim.
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