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I feel sorry for Nicole Richie. Everyone rags on her for being anorexic, or bulimic, or having some other sort of eating disorder. But, as you can plainly see, the girl is eating.

Look closer, though, and her real eating disorder becomes apparent: She doesn't actually know how to eat.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone stick their tongue completely out of their mouth like that while eating. Beyond being bad manners, it's just weird.

Not to mention disgusting. Add to that the bits of food hanging out of her mouth, and you begin to understand the depths of her problem.
It explains so much, after all.

How could you expect Nicole Richie to actually eat anything when she's just so bad at it. At least it looks like she's getting most of the food in her mouth now. I don't dare imagine how bad she must have been before.

On a side note, check out Lauren "LC" Conrad of Laguna Beach / The Hills "fame" at the table (last two pictures). Nicole is actually having lunch on LC's home turf of Laguna Beach.
Celebrities are stupid.

There's no two ways about it. And there's no exception in the case of Nicole Richie. According to , Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning, and booked at 4:50am, after driving her SUV the wrong way on a LA freeway.

She was released at 7:15, and according to the booking sheet, Richie is 5'1" and weighs a scant 85 lbs.

We're told two motorists spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. The drivers called 911.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone. One law enforcement source tell TMZ that while Richie was at the jail she was "very cooperative and very humble.

" This is not the first brush Richie has had with substance abuse. In 2003, she pled guilty to heroin possession. The charges were dismissed after she completed the terms of her probation.

Nice work. As if it wasn't enough that Nicole Richie proves daily how useless she is, now she gets busted for a DUI. I know celebrities always get special treatment, but you can't tell me that driving the wrong way down the highway isn't enough to get you locked up.

Too bad the charges were dismissed on her heroin possession, one more, and that would three strikes.
The American Music Awards are useless. No one involved with them in any capacity is an actual musician, so it doesn't matter who wins what.

A singular exception is made for Tenacious D who rocked the hizouse.
On a slightly more positive note, Jimmy Kimmel did a solid job as host, but how hard can it really be when the music industry is already one big joke.
That being said, award shows still bring out the famous ladies in fancy dresses, and that's always enough to get posted on Egotastic!

So sit back, relax and get clicking, cuz this post will be way better than the AMAs. Why? Because it's silent.

What's a modern girl to do when suggests she's had Gastric Bypass surgery (stomach stapling), and every blog in the world (except this one) jokes about it ad nauseum? Why, she should write a response her page, of course. And that's just what Nicole Richie did.

So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor.

Ive given a statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way

The real question, though, is not whether or not Nicole Richie has had surgery of one kind or another. The real question is why anyone cares.

This girl has done absolutely nothing except ride Paris Hilton's coattails to fame (and stick her hand in a cow's ass).
I don't care. Do you care?

You really shouldn't care.
And because this is pretty much the exact same post you'll find on every other blog today, here are the same Nicole Richie pictures. If you are easily offended at the site of Nicole Richie not wearing a bra, you are strongly cautioned to proceed no further.

More Nicole Richie pics after the jump.
Saying Hollywood is kind of an incestuous place is like saying George Bush is the best at public speaking. Whether it's Lindsay Lohan trying to steal Paris Hilton's boyfriend, or Nicole Hilton dating Mischa Barton's ex, or Angelina Jolie going where Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, and many many more have gone, it's pretty safe to say that in Hollywood, six degrees of separation is usually three degrees at best.

So when reports that Michelle Trachtenberg is hooking up with DJ AM, the one time (actually two time) fiancé of Nicole Richie, really isn't that surprising. That doesn't make it any less gross, though.

There was no doubt in the minds of revelers at Stereo the other night that DJ AM had moved on from his long relationship with Nicole Richie.

The disc-spinner invited hottie actress Michelle Trachtenberg into the deejay booth where the cozy pair were seen billing and cooing. Trachtenberg, in a sexy red, low-cut top, later fired up the crowd by dirty-dancing with Bijou Philips, but she left in the wee hours with DJ AM.

I can understand why some celebrities might get their fair share of play around Hollywood, but why all these C, D, E and F-Listers are continuously hooking up with each other in some pathetic attempt to raise their profile is beyond me.

And DJ AM? The guy was attracted to Nicole Richie. What can that really say about you?

Now, tell me more about Michelle and Bijou Philips...

More sexy Michelle Tractenberg pics after the jump.
I don't think I've ever been so happy to see Nicole Richie's underwear.
No, it's not that I actually want to see Nicole Richie's underwear, but without that thin piece of cotton, these upskirt pictures would have been so much worse.

And by worse I mean I would have to shoot myself in the face, because there would be no way to get that awful image out of my head.
If you've got a strong stomach, go ahead and take a look at these Nicole Richie upskirt pictures, and just thank you're lucky stars that she's not as skanky as .
I think it's a sure sign you've hit a low when you're competing with Nicole Richie over men, but it looks like that's just what Kristin Cavallari is doing, according to .

Former "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavalleri will do anything to keep her 15 minutes of fame going. After her ex, Brody Jenner, ditched her for Nicole Richie, Cavalleri made sure paparazzi snapped her in a "You Can Have Him" T-shirt. Then, on Tuesday night, she was all over Richie's ex, Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein.

Cavalleri "made sure everyone saw her arrive" at Capitale for the Guess party with Goldstein, and then followed him to Tenjune and Bungalow 8, where she chatted him up until 3 a.m. Goldstein's rep, Nicole Chabot, told Page Six's Sarah Polonsky, "AM is dating - but not [Cavalleri].

They are just friends."

Allow me to reitterate, Kristin Cavallari is competing with Nicole Richie. It's sad.

Then again, when you're entire reason for being is to get as much publicity while living off you're father's money, I guess you do what you can.
I give Kristin about 3 more months (15 if she gets another reality show like LC) until she dissappears. Sadly, Nicole will probably be around for quite a while longer.

That is, assuming she doesn't get so thin she literally dissappears.
More pictures of Kristin Cavallari after the jump.
What do you get when Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and The Olsen Twins team up to fight the brain-liquifying smartness of Stephen Colbert?

You get !
Ride along with the super cute Rachel Bilson in her car as she tells lame jokes to Zach Braff. It's really quite incredible how cute she is.

Check out " "
So who's the absolute last person you expect to see rubbing her tits at a Metal Skool show? Why, it's .
I think those guys at Law Order have taken things a little too far.

I mean, going after the Sesame Street crowd is a little much, no?