Egotastic! - Bikinis Archives

Yeah, that's right, not only are these Ashlee Simpson bikini pictures, but they're Ashlee Simpson nipple slip pictures too! This year just keeps getting better and better and better.
Stay tuned, cuz I'm hoping to have som hi-res versions of these Ashlee Simpson nipple slip pictures ASAP.

Update: Hi-res version of the has been added.
What? You thought there wouldn't be any Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures this time around?

No, Lindsay is way too much of an attention whore to let an opportunity like this pass her by.
One thing you gotta admit though, is that even though are great, Lindsay definitely fills out the top half better.
Anyway, I'm sure there are going to be more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures coming soon, so stay tuned.

Yesterday I posted some pictures very , and while she looked great from the front, and side, we didn't get to see much of her from behind.
So when I saw these amazing pictures of Jessica Alba's ass in that bikini, I just knew I had to give it a post all on its own.
Best part, (aside from her perfect cheeks) has got to be all those guys in the water just staring helplessly.

You know you would be too.
Well, the New Year bikini pictures continue to roll in, and once again we're graced with some great Jessica Alba bikini pictures. I'm sure there's some gossip around here somewhere, but frankly, it'll just have to wait.

Now, I just can't decide what's better about these new Jessica Alba bikini pictures. Is it the fact that nipples are basically drilling their way out of her top, or that her bikini bottoms make her look like she's nude from the waste down? Yes, these are the dilemmas I deal with on a daily basis.

Oh, and if we've ever come close to a Jessica Alba nipple slip, it's when Jessica's boyfriend nearly made her breasts pop out of her bikini top with that bear hug. Yeah.
Lots more really hot Jessica Alba bikini pictures after the jump.

And don't forget to check out yesterday's post, which has just been updated with some amazing new shots of Jessica's amazing ass.
Update: Check out . It's perfect.

You would think that with all that money she makes by showing up to parties and red carpet events for fifteen minutes at a time (yes, celebrities get paid for that), Paris Hilton would be able to pick up a $10 tab, but it seems that isn't so. According to the , Paris skipped out on a $9.80 bill at a Sydney cafe on Sunday.

Ms Hilton left a barely nibbled hamburger sitting on a plate at Sloanes Cafe in Paddington and wandered off to continue shopping, having forgotten to pay for a mineral water and a frappe. "She's got bucketloads of money and she didn't pay for her drinks," said a waitress, Jo Pfahl. "[Paris] had a little chat with a waiter up front, then they all got up and walked out without paying," Ms Pfahl said.

Staff joked they could recoup the loss by selling the remains of Ms Hilton's meal on eBay. Ms Hilton's appearance at the cafe was unexpected and there was no deal to provide free drinks, said Pepita Macalister-Knight, whose parents own the cafe. "[At first] we had no idea it was her.

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Further proof that Paris Hilton still hasn't figured out the basic rules of society. You would think that one thing a spoiled rich bitch would know how to do would be paying for things, but apparently not. Next thing you know she's going to be shoplifting lipsticks.

Oh, if only Daddy really loved her...

Whatever. Forget about Paris and just focus on the Australian bikini babes she's with.
I'm not that cool.

I don't know much about the Hip Hop music. I don't really understand the stuff the kids listen to these days. But I do understand that R B singer Cassie looks mighty nice in a bikini.

Yes, the is going strong, and these Cassie bikini pictures are just another taste of all the great posts still to come. If you ask me, New Year's is way better than Christmas.
More Cassie bikini pictures after the jump.

So I get home from my crazy night of New Year's partying, and what do I see but Jessica Alba bikini pictures! Now if that's not the best way to start off the year, I don't know what is. Well, yes I do, but this is as good as it's gonna get right now.

Sure, these aren't exactly the momentous and monumental from last year (actually, make that two years ago - I can't believe it's 2007 already!), but they definitely don't suck. And at least they're real bikini pictures, which is more than I can say for these .

Anyway, it's a new year, and so far, 2007 is off to a very nice start. There are also a lot more New Year's bikini pictures to come, so at the very least it should be a pretty good week.
Happy New Year!

More Jessica Alba bikini pics after the jump.
Update: New pictures have been added to this set below, and check out these great new .
New Pics: Awesome new views of Jessica Alba's awesome ass!

Okay, I know these don't technically qualify as Michelle Trachtenberg bikini picutres, but writing Michelle Trachtenberg bathing suit, or swim suit pictures just doesn't sound right.
Of course, while I would haved loved to see Michelle doing the whole bikini thing, I think we're probably better off in the end, since we'd probably go blind from the reflection of the sun off that much of Michelle's crazy white skin.
Hopefully a few days out in the sun will give her some colour and then we can get some real Michelle Trachtenberg bikini pictures up on this blog.

Oh, there's a fun little extra picture after the jump I think you'll like.
This is Jessica Biel. This is Jessica Biel in a Bikini.

Any Questions?
Seriously though, do yourself a favour and take a look at each of these Hi-res Jessica Biel bikini pictures (exclusively on Egotastic!), because what the hell else are we all on this planet for, if not for that incredible ass?

Oh, just one other thing: .
So the last time I talked about Tara Reid, it was to say how shocked I was that . Well, I take it all back.

Tara Reid is still as gross as ever, and these Tara Reid bikini pictures prove it.
Sadly, Tara Reid's stomach is still more than enough to offset what she may have gained by getting new breast implants. The fact that she would wear a belly chain that only draws attention to her incredibly weird, and malformed tummy is even worse.

Even worse, the sight of Tara having her bikini adjusted by that other girl is actually the opposit of arrousing. Normally, a picture such as that would be the hottest thing (at least it would if it was ), but here it just makes me even more painfully aware of how gross Tara Reid is.
It's just sad.

That being said, there are more Tara Reid bikini pics after the jump.