Christina Aguilera isn't happy, and it's all because of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. According to , Christina wasn't thrilled at all when Scarlett and Natalie showed up to her post-concert party in London, and proceeded to completely steal her spotlight.
And there was a good reason for the Dirrty looks.
Aggy was far from pleased when Hollywood stars NATALIE PORTMAN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON stole the limelight at the bash after her sell-out Wembley gig. Furious Aggy gave them a killer stare and turned her back before bailing out soon after, leaving them to rule the dancefloor. The gorgeous gatecrashers stayed until the bitter end then snuck out with jumpers over their heads to hide their bleary eyes from snappers like true party professions.
Um, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman can crash my party anytime, if you know what I mean. But seriously, who the hell would be interested in that blow-up doll of a singer after Scarlett and Natalie (the two most beatiful girls in the world, or two of, depending on who you ask) walk through the door? No, she never had a chance, and it's just poor sportsmanship to whine about it.
Sadly, there's only two new pictures of Scarlett and Natalie together in their new movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, but you can see more of them together in this post:
Okay people, I've got some good Natalie Portman news, and some bad Natalie Portman news. The good news is, you don't have to worry about anymore. The bad news is Natalie appears to be back with her ex-boyfriend, Mexican actor Gael Garcia Bernal.
According to , the two were spotted getting hot and heavy at a concert in London, where they made out the whole night.
Natalie split from MOTORCYCLE DIARIES star Gael in 2004, but judging by last night's steamy display in Camden's Roadhouse club, I doubt anyone else will get a look in. My spy said: "They put on quite a show.
They were all over each other all night. They did not care who saw, they had eyes only for themselves. "We couldn't believe it.
" So, you might not have to compete with a Billionaire Brit, but going up against one of the hottest up and coming actors isn't the easiest competition either. But let's be honest. If hooking up with Natalie Portman was that reaaly that easy, well, she'd just be Paris Hilton.
Alright, I admit it, I've never seen an Audrey Hepburn movie. Sacrilege, I know. But I have seen every Natalie Portman movie about a bazillion times, and since straight guys don't usually flock to 1960s romantic comedies when there are movies like Star Wars, V for Vendetta, and The Professional out there, I hope you can forgive me.
Though I did really like Garden State...
Anyway, point is, well, I don't really know what the point is. Natalie Portman is in the new issue of Bazaar, wearing this dress that Audrey Hepburn is supposedly known for, and while I'm sure all the ladies out there find it really fascinating and all that, all I can think is "Natalie pretty..
."
And there you have it. The mind of the modern male.
Star Wars and pretty girls. And what else is there really?
So, do you remember that scene in So I Married an Axe Murderer, in which Mike Myers, playing the father of the main character, goes off on a tirade about the five wealthiest groups of people in the world, naming The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and "The Collonel"?
Well, Natalie Portman is dating one of the Rothschilds. Nathaniel de Rothschild, to be precise.
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