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pure360.com * Hunter S Thompson and the paedo Republicans * The scary face of Christina Aguilera * Charts: Akon is the new number one ----------------------------------------------------- Is it over for Versace? Quick - send for Tom Ford!
Guy Ritchie popped into the Versace store in Bond St the other day to buy some suits. The shop assistant asked him if he was also interested in trying on any of the Versace print shirts. | Mr Madonna's response?
No thanks...
they're for faggots. Nothing is going right for Versace these days. Donatella is in and out of rehab like a yo-yo , according to our source at the company; the hugely-expensive Madonna advertising campaign hasn't improved sales and the fashion house is just about to quit its Bond St, London base.
Abercrombie and Fitch is taking over the store. Gianni must be spinning in his grave. (FYI: Elton John and Madonna were lined up to model for Versace at a charity show in Austria this summer, but when Madonna found out she was sharing runway space with Elton, she refused to take part.
) ----------------------------------------------------- In 2004, UK troops in Iraq ate 47,000 Pepperamis. ----------------------------------------------------- Gorgeous George Are you thinking what he's thinking? We'd be getting more excited about the election if the leading MPs were more like George Brown, the deputy leader of the Labour Party during the 1960s.
A noted drunk, George's finest hour came at a London diplomatic reception. As the band struck up the first number, he approached a potential conquest in a long, red velvet dress and asked, Beautiful lady in scarlet, may I have the next dance? Certainly not!
came the reply. Why not? asked George.
In the first place you are drunk. In the second, this is not actually a waltz but the Hungarian national anthem; and, thirdly, I am not a beautiful lady in scarlet, I am, in fact, the papal nuncio Archbishop Mancini. ----------------------------------------------------- When at school Matt Bellamy from Muse used to persuade his mates to come round and watch him perform by telling them that his father had a huge porn collection.
----------------------------------------------------- Big Question What people are asking this week TV make-up artists are telling us that which political party leader has really bad breath? Which synth-loving pop superstar recently had a party where he plied his guests with ecstacy, cocaine, acid and GHB? The Tory-supporting, fading star finally managed to persuade one pretty 17 year-old fan to have lesbian sex with his wife, while he watched.
----------------------------------------------------- Roy Keane's daughter is currently playing an Oompaloompa in her prep school's production of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. ----------------------------------------------------- The scary face of Christina What's really under Aguilera's make-up? Christina Aguilera's current team of stylists have been instructed that they are never allowed to enter her room unless she has full make up on.
What's she hiding? (FYI: Christina's new album has a retro blues/jazz feel ) ----------------------------------------------------- Ex-Sugababe Siobhan Donaghy has a subscription to New Scientist. ----------------------------------------------------- Bums gone to Iceland Nordic teens in backdoor crisis British newspapers are in a froth about the country's teenagers livening up their drab lives with group sex daisy-chaining.
It could be worse: Iceland's teenagers have been dubbed the Pornography Generation , and have been enthusiastically acting out the scenes they download from the internet. The result is a large number of teenage girls seeking hospital treatment after too much rough porno-style anal sex. ----------------------------------------------------- Since the 1970s more than 200 animals have been sexually abused in Sweden.
161 horses, 18 dogs and 17 cattle. ----------------------------------------------------- Derren's magic number Hypnotist goes house-hunting Hypnotist Derren Brown wanted to buy a flat in Central London but found himself up against some equally keen buyers. Eventually, the sale went to sealed bids.
Derren won. His winning offer?
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