Alright, I didn't really want to post these Teri Hatcher bikini pictures, what with her being super gross and all, but while I may be feeling nauseaus at the mere sight of Teri Hatcher in a bikini, I realise that some of you sick readers out there actually think she looks good. And this is a great opportunity for me to make fun of her.
But of all the things I hate about Teri Hatcher, her Diva hell-spawn attitude, her ridiculous lack of talent, the fact that everyday she looks more and more like Tori Spelling, I am very visually reminded that there was absolutely no reason for her to be cast in that Seinfeld episode about the woman with the spectacular breasts.
I concede, they may be real, but spectacular? No. Maybe in the sense that they are perhaps a spectacle, as in something to be laughed at or ridiculed, but they are nowhere near the perfection they were lauded to be in that classic episode of Seinfeld.
And if you've seen The Cool Surface, well, you know what I mean.
Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank.
And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J.
Blige ruin U2's "one."
On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and was a novelty at best.
At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.
Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!
? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.
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